Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Muffin Top Girl

I was browsing through the Rants and Raves of San Diego's Craigslist and I came across a post from some guy that asked what a muffin top girl was. Now the thing that gets to me, with the Internet at his disposal and Google being the king of all search engines, why ask instead of searching? Lazyness perhaps. So I did the search myself because I had never heard the term either. And much to my surprise, this was the funniest thing I have ever heard and seen. If you are Latino here in San Diego you may know a muffin top girl as being "lonjas" And I must say that a little bit of lonja is not that bad. But then again way to much is just not that very attractive.

Just keep in mind that I am typing this from my local Starbucks somewhere in the south bay (Otay Ranch haha) and I know someones going to see my screen oh well!






Like I said earlier, a little bit of muffin top is not bad, I love a little bit of muffin on a girl to grab and bite but too much is well....TOO MUCH! Come on ladies, don't let this get out of hand and for all you men out there, remember this when you're out and about and think of this post. You're going to be laughing your ass off!

So now that I have cleared it up for you, How do you feel about Muffin Top Girls?

In the time I spent writing this and photo shopping the photo I posted comparing the "muffins" a few girls walked in with muffin tops and couldn't help but laugh a little. Yeah I am an asshole butt they don't know what I am laughing at! ha!

What do you think about the muffin tops?

Do you think you'll laugh after reading this?

Is it not funny?

Let me know! I'd love to hear you opinions. Don't be afraid to post comments. You don't have to register. You can post anonymous!

2 comments:

Greg & Sheryl said...

We had never heard of the term until this past May, when we read that porn director Jim Powers was beginning to shoot a video series called, "Muffin Tops." Perhaps guys who like women with a little meat on their bones will start using it as a term of endearment

Anonymous said...

It's disgusting. Men are just as bad with the 'spare tire'.
People need to start taking care of their bodies more.
:)